Join my substack, it doesn't exist
Hello! I’ve been meaning to set something up here for a while now, but it took Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover to get me moving. I don’t want to rely on Twitter as my only tool for online self-promotion anymore, so I’m asking for your email address with the promise of future #content to come.
When will it happen? I don’t know! What will it be? No idea. There’s no immediate risk I’ll start bombarding your inbox with email, but maybe if enough people seem interested I’ll send some sandwich reviews and such.
Otherwise, I’d appreciate your subscription so I can, in the future, give you the heads up if and when I’ve published something substantive elsewhere.
I don't even care if this is an elaborate hoax. For even the *chance" that it will result in more Ted-writing in my inbox, I will share my email, favorite color, proof of age, and sing 3 bars of Third Bass' Brooklyn Queens.
Take that, Elon! We're getting more Ted!